A language descended from Old German and Latin, as well as a hodgepodge* of other languages. Has the largest vocabulary of any human language. Written using the Roman alphabet. Known for inconsistent spelling, pronunciation, and verb conjugations, all of which are due to its mongrel** origins.
Spoken in the UK, the USA, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, among other places. Many places have widely divergent dialects of English.
* hodgepodge is American English, where I come from (England) we say hotchpotch. But what does it mean?
Answer: a confusing mix
** Not pure, a mixture.
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